March 2012
February 2012
When your crush says hi to you. →
“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
Trying to cut my own hair
laugh-addict:
Expectations:
Reality:
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The Vow
Paige: I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness, and to have the patience that love demands. To speak when words are needed, and to share the silence when they're not. To agree to disagree on red velvet cake, and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home.
Leo: I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love. I vow to love you, and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other.
